Tipalet: Ahhh… the 70’s
Ahhh… the 70’s. What an era.
Those were the days when men were men.
Cheesy wide porn mustaches were all the rage…
Politicians had to be discrete about corruption…
You could even make fun of fat people without being called insensitive.
I remember those days — I was in middle and high school. It was “well known by everyone,” that blowing smoke in a woman’s face (even though this is probably one of the rudest and most obnoxious things any human being can do) actually meant you were sexually attracted to her.
In fact, let’s not bullshit one another — blowing smoke in a woman’s face meant you wanted to bang her.
There, I said it.
And of course, Tipalet wisely leveraged this important slab of pop culture wisdom, known by teens and porn stars all over. They knew women responded positively whenever this happened. And therefore, what better way to advertise their product?
These guys weren’t selling cigarettes — they were selling pussy magnets!
They knew woman became more aroused and wetter than a sea otter whenever some hulking slab of man meat came by and blew smoke in her face, and they weren’t ashamed to sell from this positioning.
In fact, they were so cock-sure of this, they even created multiple flavors of smoke — blueberry, grape-y, and burgundy. (“It’s Wild!”) After all, cigarette smoke is a lot like cologne (also something everyone knew in the 70’s). And why wear the same brand of cologne all the time when you can wear a bunch of cool and different aphrodisiacal love potions?
Along these same lines, why just blow boring old “plain” tobacco into a woman’s face, when you can blow grape-y flavored tobacco her way, and REALLY make her juices start flowing and get her all hot and bothered.
You know, I often get asked, “Craig, is there anything you want in return for putting all this information up on your site?”
And most of the time, I say, “No. That’s just how I roll.”
But today, I say something different. I say, if you like these ads, I want you to go home, and buy the strongest smelling flavored cigar you can find (“lemon-y?”)… fire it up, and inhale deeply… and then I’d like you to blow ALL the smoke out of your mouth, and directly into your wife or your girlfriend’s face, or into some lucky woman’s face.
But don’t just “waste” this on anyone. Make sure this woman lights you up as bright as the New Years ball at Times Square.
(Sorry ladies, men don’t get turned on by this — it’s a secret trick for picking up you hotties, only.)
Then, all I want is for you to let me know if this “cool babe magnet trick” still works.
Because we have a lot of single guys out there who could be using this kind of information right now, to find the woman of their dreams.
That’s all I ask.
