Profitable business opportunity offer! (But only if you qualify)

Last night I was watching the Knicks lose a heartbreaker of a game to the Thunder, and Tyson Chandler, the Knicks center, was on a public service ad talking about how you shouldn’t buy Ivory.

I was kind of surprised, since I never see Ivory items for sale, actually.  But there again… I don’t get out much.

However… perhaps Tyson should be advertising the merits of LIQUID Ivory, which — as far as I know, of course — has absolutely nothing to do with Ivory, elephants, India, Africa, or probably anything else worthwhile, for that matter.