Ooh baby… Is that a telex in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Let’s face it, the most attractive women have a perfect combination of girl next door wholesomeness, with a hint of sexuality underneath.

The woman in this ad has these qualities, in spades.

And I assure you… NO GUY cares what she’s selling, or is paying attention to anything but her legs.

We’re even willing to overlook those goofy shoes.

There’s a complete disconnect here between the ad, the “This is a computer?” text, and the photo.

Classic example of a company trying to be cute — and not selling a thing.

Yet, it’s the kind of ad that wins awards because it “draws attention.”

Rest assured, I’d rather sell than draw attention. After all, last time I checked, you can’t pay your mortgage with “attention.”