How To Make BIG MONEY!

One of the first things I did, shortly after I got thrown out of my house, which was about three days before I graduated from college… was to go out and buy a soft, white bunny rabbit with 8-inch long ears.

Now if I’d grown up in Nebraska… or North Carolina, this probably wouldn’t even be worth mentioning.

But I grew up in the Bronx.  In an apartment.

And that’s where I raised my bunny.  In another apartment, in the Bronx.

I don’t know what it is about rabbits, but I’ve always found them very cute, very gentle-looking creatures.

Sometimes in the morning, when I take my daughter to school… there’s a bunch of brown rabbits lined up along the road, nibbling on some grass in front of the shrubs.  I always make the same comment about “Oh wow, there go the bunnies,” and she always makes fun of me.

But chinchillas — like the ones advertised in this ad… are NOT rabbits.  A chinchilla is no more a rabbit than a cat is a lion.

A chinchilla is another cute-looking little rodent, and it looks nothing like the picture in the ad, actually.

Pet-breeding has actually been a business opportunity for a long time.  In the last couple of decades, I’ve seen tropical fish, ostriches, small horses and exotic horses, all sold as business opportunities.

And of the dozen or so people I’ve met, who’ve invested in these projects… absolutely NONE of them have made a profit.  (hard to believe, I know)

By the way — did you know rabbits are inherently litter-box trained, like cats?

It’s true.  My lop bunny would hop into his cage and poop all day long.

Of course, there’s a bit of a problem with those little pellets sticking to his fur, which causes skidmarks across your floors.  But… this was the Bronx.  No one notices things like that, anyway.