Ever wish you could have your very own… Pet Squirrel Monkey?

“Almost human with it’s warm eyes.”

So think about this.  You call up and order one.  It’s only 18.95 and you get a free cage, free leather chain, and so on.

Now remember, FedEx wasn’t around back then.  How much do you think it cost to get your little Pet Monkey to you — and how long did it take?