SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship…

Best dating ad ever…

This is the best dating ad I’ve ever seen. Apparently, it was posted in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution a while ago.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me…. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I’ll be waiting…..

Over 150 men called and found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.

If you’ve seen a better one than this, let me know.

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Check ’em out and let me know if you like them.

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