Offbeat Ads

Old Ad for Eastman Kodak “Brownie” Camera

Looks really clean considering how old this is…

Sexist Ads:

Oh Lordy! Seriously, does anyone really care what they are selling here?

House of nonsense:

I think, some days… this is where I live.

Hot women from 1975, BFB

Before Fake Boobs.

P.S. NO ONE”s noticing the beer, I assure you.

Gee, your hair smells terriffic!

Wow, this commercial was ran NON-STOP on television. I used to think that was our national anthem, actually.

Q: What’s the best thing to wrap your twins in, to keep them nice and warm and snuggly?

A: Cellophane, of course!

What’s wrong here?

These boys are actually trying to mimic feats of physical strength to look cool. Today’s youths would weigh 25 pounds more, and be sitting there eating snacks and playing video games.

“What’s physical fitness?”

Next year might be too late!

Nembutal: Reassurance that… if you want, it can easily make your kid into a zombie

If you Google Nembutal, you’ll see it’s a barbiturate. It was used early on for anxiety, and also… to euthanize animals and humans — like if someone got the death penalty by injection.

Good to know it’s also safe for your kids, too.