Friday’s Finale: The Old Postal Worker

So it was George’s last day on the job as a postman, after nearly 40 years of delivering mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, George was greeted by the whole family that lived there. They congratulated him and sent him on his merry way with a gift envelope that had a crisp $100 Dollar bill inside.

At the second house, the owners — an elderly couple — handed him with a box of fine Cuban cigars.

The folks at the third house, knowing he was an avid fisherman, handed him a selection of new fishing lures.

At the fourth house, George was met at the door by a drop-dead gorgeous woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand… welcomed him inside… closed the door behind them, and then led him up the stairs to her bedroom, where she blew his mind with the most passionate love-making he had ever experienced.

When he had enough, they went downstairs, where she then fixed him a home-made old-fashioned breakfast: eggs… roasted potatoes… ham… sausage… toast with fresh butter… blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.

After devouring his meal, the woman then poured George a huge cup of fresh piping hot coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “This is for you”, the woman said to George.

“I can’t believe this. This was absolutely incredible,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?”

“Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband today was your last day, and that we should do something special for you. So I asked him what to give you.

He said, “Screw him –give him a dollar.”

“The breakfast was my own idea.”

Now go sell something, Craig

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About the Author

Craig GarberAuthor of "How To Make Maximum Money With Minimum Customers, " and publisher of Seductive Selling - an offline marketing newsletter currently read in 15 countries, world-wide. In a nutshell, I do two things: 1. I show you how to attract a reliable, steady stream of pre-qualified leads who are ready to do business with you NOW... 2. And I increase your net profits and cash-flow, by increasing your customer, client, or patient value -- often, dramatically. How do I do this? By developing, and helping you implement, unique, personalized lead generation and marketing strategies... using compelling sales messages that push your customers emotional buy-buttons. I've worked with over 300 clients in more than 104 different industries, since March of 2000, and I really enjoy what I do. I'm a stable, reliable, happily married family guy with three kids who loves life and always follows through on my commitments and promises. I love to listen to music, workout, read, travel with my family, take pictures, and go bass fishing. I always say "Yes," when it comes to good cigars, good books, and good coffee :-)