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Global Warming IS Real

Dear Friend,

There's been a lot of talk lately about global warming.  Al Gore, the ex-almost president has written a book and made some kind of a movie, and he claim's we're about to darn near boil over.

I happen to agree with him and I have proof.  You see, never before in our country's history, have more people been filled with more hot air, and... never before in our country's history have these same human "hot-air balloons" felt so compelled to release all this hot air, all willy-nilly up and out onto the rest of us unsuspecting average Joe's just trying to get through the day without any headaches.

Here, let me give you some examples:

My little girl, bless her heart -- she's as good-looking as her mother but she thinks just like me -- I feel sorry for all the men she's going to go through... so anyway, last week she comes home from school with a little bit of the sniffles.  Anne gives her one of those small packs of tissues to take to school with her, but Sammy says, "Mom, the teacher doesn't let us use tissues."

Hmmm.  That's odd.  I'm thinking, maybe she's on the "wipe it on your sleeve" program they had when I was a kid, but no, she has no "Plan B" -- apparently she doesn't want them using tissues but doesn't give them any alternative.  When I'm in school one day and I ask her about it, she stammers and hmmmssss and haws about it.  "Well... I guess if she HAS to use them she can."

You'd think I was asking her if my daughter could urinate all over the floor or something.

See, hot air.  Stupid useless hot air.  Loads of it, all over.

And how about those politicians?  A day doesn't go by when one of them isn't banging someone they shouldn't be -- either they're too young, or the wrong gender, or they're married, or they're in the priesthood or something like that.  And if they're not sleeping with the enemy, then they're paying them off!

And then when they get caught, it's NEVER they're fault.  It's either some kind of an addiction they've been hiding for years, or... their father never cuddled them when they were a kid... or mom forced them to go to church instead of playing baseball.  They've got more excuses lined up than a civil service worker at a union rally for wage increases.

Nothing but hot air here, right?

You'd think maybe ONE of them would actually pony up and say something like "Look, I'm sorry I screwed up.  I really was wrong.  I hope all the good things I've done over my career will in some way, balance out this terrible mistake I've made, and I hope my family and my constituents can somehow find it in their hearts to forgive me."

No, that'd be asking too much.  You have a better chance flagging down a cab on 5th Avenue during rush hour the night before Christmas eve, than getting a politician to actually take responsibility for his mistakes.

Politicians -- simply LOADS of hot air there.  Global warming at it's finest, I say.

And then... there's the lawyers.  These crooks are single-handedly responsible for more global warming built up over the history of time, than any hole in the ozone layer could POSSIBLY account for.

I'm sort of involved in a lawsuit right now.  I'm not a party to the suit, but a witness.  And you should SEE all the hot air coming out of both sides.  These guys are more preoccupied with DESTROYING each other's clients, than anything else.  One attorney has so completely and thoroughly assassinated the character of his opposing client, the actual premise of the lawsuit was left in the dirt AGES ago.  In fact, there's no WAY you can figure out what's REALLY going on here.

It's like trying to ask one of your teenage kids why they came home late.  They'll spend an hour telling you some stories about their friends, but they won't even come CLOSE to answering your question.

HEY! I know where your kids were. They weren't home on time because they must've been in law school, right?

Global warming IS real.

Now go sell something,

Craig Garber

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