This May Truly Be The Most Controversial Thing I've Done Yet!

Dear Friend,

Let me ask you a question: How do you know if a sales letter is good?

Easy -- you get orders, right?

Well, this one's BEYOND good.  Here's what happened:  About 2 years ago, on a flight out to Los Angeles, I was "bored".  My ipod battery drained out, and I'd finished reading all the books and magazines I had brought on the flight.

All I had was my spiral notebook and a few fountain pens inked up and ready to go.

So... I began writing.  And after about 2 hours, I had written what is frankly, one of the best sales letters I've ever done.

But the thing is, the product doesn't exist -- at  all.  In fact, it's a completely over-the-top satire of a product and sub-culture of "bad guys."

Now a couple of months ago, I released this sales letter to my Seductive Selling newsletter subscribers, and the feedback I got was incredible.  One of my subscribers, Bill Bowman, from Apex North Carolina, who is also a Maverick Marketer Coaching Club Member of mine, said "I've read your Automatic Pimpin' letter seveal times and I think it's incredible.  Can I learn to write like that?"

This is just one of the MANY comments I've received.

But in the interest of fair disclosure, I've also received many comments the other way.  Some people think this is a real product, and that I'm promoting bad things for society.

Honestly though, if you think this is a real product, then your sense of humor must've slipped out of you as you emerged from your mother's womb.  Or, as the Tool song I'm listening to at this very moment (from their new CD - 10,000 Days) says, "You must have been so high..."

Anyhow, I DO realize some people will unsubscribe after reading this because it is very controversial, but by popular demand I simply feel compelled to share this letter with you.  Have at it, right here:  http://www.kingofcopy.com/pimpin

If you're still uncertain about this, here are just a few things you'll discover:

• How to get your pimp hand at LEAST 500% stronger!  And if you're a pimp, Lord knows this is something you want, NOW more than ever!
• The curious "slurpee" secret!  Uses some “street smart”, yet highly controversial marketing tricks, developed during a secret “mastermind” meeting!
• How to get out of jail -- instantly!  This one comes from the mouth of well-seasoned experts!

Again, you can get your hands on it right here:  http://www.kingofcopy.com/pimpin

Now one last thing -- don't read this letter and send me e-mails saying I'm racist or a hoodlum, or whatever.  I have CLOSE friends of all shapes, sizes and colors, and I'm probably more comfortable, and can relate to more different kinds of people and cultures, than most people, simply because I grew up in an apartment project in the Bronx, and was exposed to EVERYTHING, at at early age.

This is SATIRE, nothing more.  So while I don't expect to get a lot of flack, before you bring the hammer down, make sure you're not inferring any of your own prejudices onto me.

Now go sell something,

Craig Garber

P.S. Only TWO DAYS LEFT to get the September issue of Seductive Selling, where you'll discover the four biggest things that people are afraid of, which hold them back from success!  Get your free trial subscription here  http://www.kingofcopy.com/ssnl

Any comments?

Send them to me by scooting over to the contact form on my "Here's How To Contact Craig" page, and maybe I'll publish them -- I appreciate your feedback!

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