Dopey, Doc, Sneezy...
Dear Friend,
A few weeks ago a poll came out and apparently, 75% of all Americans can correctly identify at least TWO of Snow White's seven dwarfs, but only 25% can name two of the country's top judges.
This is disgusting. Even a blithering idiot like me can name at LEAST five of the dwarfs (or is it "dwarves"?): Dopey, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy, and Sleepy.
Apparently, after checking, I left out Happy and Bashful. Now some psychologist will be quick to tell me there's some kind of repressed childhood issues going on here because I did leave out Happy and Bashful. After all, I did NOT forget Grumpy and Dopey. And I remembered Sleepy just at the end.
Is that because I'm awake?
Who knows?
I still don't have the foggiest idea about the judges though.
Oh, wait a minute, how about Judge Ito? Remember that guy? He had his hands full during the O.J. Simpson Trial. And what about Judge Judy? She's a judge, no?
Hey, now I got it. Wait a minute? What's that noise?
I think I hear Judge Joe Brown yelling at Judge Wapner -- he just slapped Happy with a 5-year lockdown for being Sleepy on the job.
Sheesh, what's a poor dwarf to do?
Bubba, you've got THREE days left and counting down, to get your hands on the big DOUBLE Summer Issue of The Seductive Selling Newsletter. And just because you patiently sit through bad my dwarf jokes, waiting to get all the golden nuggets I drop, I'm even giving you a FREE trial of the newsletter! So get your stubby little dwarfy hands on it right here, NOW: http://www.kingofcopy.com/ssnl
By the way, last Friday night I finally whupped my buddy, by catching 3 REAL bass to his 1 puny little stinker I'd have been embarrassed to even pull out of the water. So I KNOW this is going to be a GREAT week!
Now go sell something,
Craig Garber
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