Private Direct-Response Copywriting & Marketing Tip Archives I

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• Jeff The Ref's Kicking More Than Soccer Balls Nowadays!

• One, two, three. Ready? Now breathe deeply.

• 30 Days In The Hole

• Don't Be Nervous, Come Give Daddy A Hug

• What Good Cops And Good Salespeople Have In Common

• Now THIS... Is A BURNING Desire

• Here's A Fool-Proof Substitute For Wealth When You Need It

• The Times They Are A Changin'

• Able To Leap Tall Buildings In A Single Bound!

• Hot Fun In The Summertime

• Paul Bunyan vs. Mr. Clean

• You Are S-O-O Predictable

• A Great Close To A Busy Week

• The Peter Principle

• One BILLION People Are Craving THIS Product

• Does It Really Feel Better When You "Hold Out" Longer?

• The OTHER Big Problem With New Customers

• Reminder: Seductive Selling System Coaching Call

• How Many Marriages Do You Have Inside YOU?

• Do Self-Help Books Really Work?

• You Can Learn A Thing-Or-Two From That Captain, Jack Sparrow

• Do NOT Read This If You Are An Old Fat Guy

• Lance Link, Wang Fu, And The Dragon Woman

• Why Deadlines Are Like Going On Vacation

• 47 Ways To Push Your Prospects Emotional Buy-Buttons

• Don't Even THINK About Pushing Or Shoving

• How To Make A King Blush

• Christopher Walken

• How To Go From ZERO To $3 Million In 3 Years!

• One Stone

• Be Careful What You Read -- It Can Let You Off The Hook Too Easily

• How To Avoid The Road To Disaster

• A Memorable Gift

• The Fallacy Of Goodwill

• 3 Ways To CRUSH Buyers Remorse

• Something For Nothing? Yes.

• The Benefits Of Being "Locked Down"

• The FASTEST Way To Get Your Prospects To React!

• Get More With Honey, NOW

• Shoot Me, I've Gone Metro!

• Lotsa Lovin' Going On

• How To "Set Up" A Model For Success In Your Head!

• Copywriter On Fire!

• Shattering One Myth After Another Is No Problem For The King

• Moomba-Wiggle

• But Are You "Real?"

• The Honeymoon's Over

• Common Sense vs. Nonsense

• The Only Way To Compete With Hooters

• Things Dirty Old Men Get Away With

• How To Get Them ALL Out Of Your Way

• How To Get Mom's Attention

• A Marketing Virus, Here -- In New York!

• Who are YOU to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?

• Why Are We So Skeptical Of Positive Ones?

• A Night Out With Anna Nichole Smith

• Introducing...Seductive Selling!

• Queen Elizabeth: Direct-Marketing Goddess

• How To Get The Press To Beg You For Your Time!

• Is That What They Call It Nowadays?

• Finally... The Magic Pill!

• THIS... Is Unbelievable!

• If you don't ever get started... you'll never get there.

• How To Completely Avoid Getting Screwed By Your Clients!

• He Said, She Said

• Out Of Sight... Out Of Mind

• The Ultimate Testimonial

• Shut Don't Go Up, Prices Do.

• Update From Chi-town

• The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get

• You're Only As Good As Your Sperm Count

• I Have A Confession To Make.

• Eugene Schwartz Was Wrong!

• Love, Passion.  Or Lust?

• Stuck?  Unstuck.  A Lifetime Of Homework.

• Fat Drunk And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son.

• Monolithic Baby

• God Says No.

• Nick's Bottle Of Guaranteed Goop

• A Pat On The Back And A Night At The Movies

• Eight Days A Week?

• Day Of Outrage!

• The Lawyers Have Done It Again

• Lost In Cleveland

• No Doubt, This Has Happened To You...

• What Happens When You Conquer Your Fears?

• Are You "Connected"?

• Just Bassin' The Time Away

• 6 Billion Choices - Which One Of Them Have You Made?

• Announcing A Breakthrough New Project For Men Only!

• Dial It Off!

• How To Avoid Big-Time Hassles

• What Does This Man Know About Success, That You Don't?

• Weird Things About Years Gone By

• How To "Cut Through" All The B.S. In 2006!

• May The Force... NOT Be With You!

• Deadlines, Deadlines...

• Parquet Flooring And The Simple Things In Life...

• Where You've Been... Where You Came From... And Where You're Going

• Here's Some 2005 Holiday Cheer For You

• When To Ask "The" Questions

• Moo Goo Gai Upchuck

• Death Don't Have No Mercy

• It Happens Somewhere Between 0 And 100

• The Ghost Of Christmas Gifts Past

• King Of Christmas

• Which Of These 2 Puzzle Pieces Is More Important?

• Trojans

• "I'll be back."  No, not this time you won't.

• What Richard Pryor Knew About Marketing, That Few Business Owners Will Ever Be Wise Enough To Know

• ¿Cómo se dice "accountant"?

• Tantric Marketing

• Bouncy, Bouncy

• "Yes, Dear"

• Corns?

• Santa's Extra Present

• It's Time To Bust Balls!

• Her Sweaty Curls In Your Hand

• Dropping F-Bombs

• Is There Marketing... "Ethics"?

• All Bottled Up Inside

• Just Because They Make It In A Size 2...

• The Kiss Of Death

• Use Your Illusion 1 & 2

• Crash...

• How I Lost $30 Grand And Became The Richest Man On Earth!

• On "Not" Working

• Don't Believe Everything You Read, Unless...

• Which One Of These 17 Principles Of Success, Will Be Responsible For YOUR Next Explosive Burst Of Growth?

• The Footballers Lament.

• It's NOT What's On The Inside That Counts, Especially If You're A Bearded Lady

• Government Mule

• Yes Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus, But He's Not Who You Think.  And... The Miracle Of The Grapefruit Tree.

• Products Fo Dummies (And NO, that's NOT spelled incorrectly)

• What You WON'T Get Out Of Your Accountant -- Ever!

• There is no joy in mudville.

• Picture this:

• Why Most People Struggle With Closing And What To Do About It.

• Schools Out For Never

• I Graduated From UCLA!

• You deserve a break today.

• There's No Justice, Just The Law...

• Jesus On Tap

• Better than 41, that's for sure.

• Everything's Normal As Long As You're Used To It

• Buried Alive Deep Inside The Mosh Pit

• How To Eliminate ALL Your Marketing Headaches!

• 5% Boost In Sales With The Tap Of A Keystroke!

• The Yellow River

• Leequid Lightening

• Better hope that's not your Daddy up there...

• Screwgled

• A Close Shave

• Why One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Treasure

• Guns And Money -- May Be Closer Than You're Aware

• Bill Gates Goes To Hell

• Make Yourself A Sheep And The Wolves Will Surely Come Knocking

• Keep It Complicated, Stupid

• Wastin' Away Again In Margaritaville

• Extreme M & M's

• How To Multiply Your Referrals By 100%!

• 3 Simple Questions To Immediately Grab Your Prospect's Attention!

• Foo Marketing

• What You Can Learn About Selling, From Kate Moss

• The Lunatic Is On The Grass

• The REAL Truth About Being A (Successful) Copywriter

• Hit With The Ugly Stick

• London Calling

• Wanna Spoon?

• Ain't Too Proud To Beg, Sweet Darling

• Not With U, Bubba

• Motor Oil, Dummy!

• How An Unusual "Farting" Problem Led To Massive Culinary Success!

• The Cardinal Sin Of Marketing!

• How To Make The Sale AND Get The Girl!

• Juicy Brothel Benefits

• How To Write... Like... You Talk  (And why you'd better be doing this if you want to sell!)

• 5 Surprisingly Simple, But Rarely Used Direct-Marketing Strategies And Sales Copy Tips, That Will At LEAST Double Your Cash-Flow!

• Watch Your Weight, Porky.

• The Breakfast Nook

• Twilight Zone -- The Last Episode.

• The Twilight Zone, Revisited.

• The Twilight Zone

• What Your Prospects Want To "Hear" When They're Reading Through Your Display Ads!

• When 3rd Parties Can Revive (And Save) Your Sales Pitch!

• Which Of These Voices Would You Use?

• Who Really Said That?

• The Right Way... And The Wrong Way... To Attract New Business!

• Here's The Biggest Stumbling Block You'll Have To Overcome In Your Marketing.

• 5 Reasons Why Things That Went Wrong And What NOT To Do!

• Do NOT make this same mistake I made!

• Some things really ARE better left unsaid!

• Back In The Saddle Again!

• Are You Getting ALL Of It?

• How Dr. Seuss Can Boost Your Direct Mail Response Rates!

• Why Buy The Cow When You Really Can Get The Milk For Free?

• Some Things Money Simply Can't Buy.

• Here Is Your Revised Display Ad

• Busted!

• Contest Winners Finally Revealed!

• 11 Variables To Test In Your Display Ads!

• Report the news, not... the "olds"

• How To Write A Compelling "Close" So Your Prospects Start Taking
  Action... Right Now!

• How To Recognize The "Waste" In Your Sales Copy!

• How to breeze right through your sales copy!

• Avoid making THIS selling mistake!

• Here's The REAL Purpose Of Your Opening Paragraph!

• The right way... and the wrong way... to write an opening paragraph.

• What's RIGHT with this sales copy?

• Here's a little slice of pure heaven.

• Ad Contest WIth A $100 Prize!

• How To Write A Killer Display Ad!

• Why the rumpled old country boy really sold more than anyone else.

• How To Use Google's Formula For Success, To Write Your Most Powerful Sales Copy Possible!

• Yard work or jacuzzi?  Here's a simple way to improve your sales copy.

• Which One Of These Doctors Do You Want Saving Your Life?

• I don't care what they say -- O.J. is still w-a-a-y better than drugs!

• Yes, you "will"... No, you won't.

• Business-Owners:  Why You Must Start "Losing"... Now!

• What You Can Learn From Tom Cruise... And How It Can Explode Your Sales!

• It's Every Entrepreneurs Biggest Dilemma... And Here's How To Fix It!

• It's All About Your Speling

• 5 Ways To Give Your Prospects A Much-Needed Break!  (Part 3)

• 5 Ways To Give Your Prospects A Much-Needed Break!  (Part 2)

• 5 Ways To Give Your Prospects A Much-Needed Break!  (Part 1)

• At Last, Uncover Television's Impact On Your Sales Pitch!

• How To Get To The Point, And Why Sometimes... You Shouldn't!

• How To (Finally) Get Back At Starbucks!

• The "other" way of looking at your business.

• How to clone yourself!

• Ezekiel Bang-Bang

• Too little, too late.

• Imagine that?

• It sure beats sucking wind.

• Like "putty" in your hands.

• Getting "busy" down in Knoxville!

• Who else wants to eliminate these 3 rings?

• Even the potty's screwed up!

• Hmmm... Gouda... or... success?

• The Right Way... And The Wrong Way... To Use Direct-Response For Your Next Romantic "Hook-Up"!

• 3 Ways To Avoid Using The Wrong "Bait"!

• Hook 'em Dano!

• How to get to Carnegie Hall and why you should care...

• Ancient Chinese secrets to writing sales copy

• Beaten By A Frog!

• 4 Reasons you should take today off.

• If It Felt Good The First Time... Do It Again!

• Enough Already!

• How To "Sense" You're On To Something Really Big!

• How To Improve Your Life... Get Much More Out Of Your Business... And Discover More Things About Yourself Than You Ever Imagined Possible!

• Newsflash!  Here’s Why The World Really Is A Very Small Place!

• When Your Sales Copy Simply Doesn't Matter!

• What Makes The King Of Copy Tick?

• How To "Connect" With Your Prospects!

• 3 Clever PR Tricks! How To Use Them, And... How NOT To!

• How To Use "Scarcity" To Start Selling More:  Real-Life Examples Of A 300% Boost!

• Where To Start With Your Marketing, And... Where NOT To!

• How To Dramatically Boost The Demand For Your Goods And Services!” (Hint: The Secret’s In Your Offer!)

• How To Pluck Fresh New Ideas For Writing Killer Sales Copy... Straight Out Of Thin Air!

• Why The Devil Really Is In The Details!

• Why You Really Can Teach An Old Dog, New Tricks: 5 Ways To Breathe New Life, Into An Old And Dying Ad!

• When To Fall In Love... And... When Not To!

• 5 Fast And Easy Ways To Make Sure Your Sales Copy Gets Read!

• When Long Form Sales-Copy Doesn't Outpull Short Copy:  An Eye-Opening Secret Finally Revealed!

• 3 Clever Ways To Dramatically Changing Your Future!

• Here Is Your 2004 Very Special Holiday Message!

• How To Get Your Prospects Totally Involved With Your Sales Pitch!

• How To Push Your Customer’s “Buy Buttons”... Without Them Even Knowing!

• How To Measure The Response Rates Of Your Marketing... Before Even Rolling Out Your Project!

• Here’s Your Real Bottom Line When It Comes To Smart Marketing!

• How To Eliminate Stress... By Listening... For A Whisper!

• What You're Really Selling... And Why You'd Better Know!

• How To Get ALL Your E-Mails Read!

• How To Uncover Everything You Want To Know About Your Customers!

• My, What A Nice Back-End You’ve Got... Baby!

• How To Write Killer Compelling Sales Copy... By Doing Nothing!

• Urgent Warning: 3 Ways To Avoid Getting Infected By MMTS!

• How To Run A Very Cool (And Effective) Lead-Generation Campaign: A Curious Real-Life Example!

• How To Leverage Your Prospect’s Behavior... Into Cash In Your Pockets!(part 2)

• How To Leverage Your Prospect’s Behavior... Into Cash In Your Pockets!

• How To Position Yourself As An Expert!  (Even If You Really Aren’t One)

• Why You Musn’t Wait Up For The Expert Fairy!

• Want To Stop Leaving Your Prospects Feeling "Naked"? Use The Curious "Power" Of Three!

• How To Use A Simple Sales Letter To Get Anything You Want!

• Large One?

• What To Never Ever Say To Your Prospects ... And... The Secret Weapon You Must Always Use Instead!

• Finally, An Exciting Way To Generate Qualified Leads... And... Get Your Prospects All Fired-Up About You!

• John Kerry, Amazing Direct-Marketer!

• How To Sell To Howard Stern... Oprah Winfrey... And... Paul McCartney!

• How To Use Pictures To Immediately Start Increasing The Response Rates Of Your Marketing!

• 3 Inside Secrets To Making You Richer Using Direct Mail!

• A Little-Known Secret To Writing Your Ad Copy, For Serious Copywriters Only!

• The Most Profitable Product In The World You Can Ever Sell!