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Something For Nothing?  Yes.

Dear Friend,

Today I am going to do something VERY rare -- give something away.

Here's the deal: Tomorrow is my 12th wedding anniversary, which basically means my wife is a freaking saint.  In fact, she probably gets "extra credit" for this and for her it's really something like her 36th year with me.

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And before I go, let me tell you a quick little joke about marriage: A traveling salesman and his wife were married for 40 years. When they first got married the man said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."

And in all their 40 years of marriage the woman never looked at it.

However on the afternoon of their 40th wedding anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.  In the box were 3 empty beer bottles and $1,954 dollars in small bills.  She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was VERY curious what this was all about.

That evening the couple went out for a special dinner at their favorite restaurant.  After dinner, the woman could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "Honey, I am so sorry.  For all these years I kept my promise and never looked.  However, today my curiosity got the best of me and I gave in to temptation.  But now I need to know, what's with those beer bottles?"

The man thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these wonderful years you deserve to know the truth: Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer bottle in the box under the bed to remind myself never to do it again."

The woman was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen.  And I guess 3 times is not that bad considering all these years."  She forgivingly hugged him and they each came to terms with what had happened.

A little while later, the woman asked the man, "But dear, why do you have all that money in the box as well?"  To which the man answered, "Whenever the box filled up with empty bottles, I went to the store and cashed them in."

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