One Stone

Dear Friend,

Many many years ago, long before "Americans" seized America from the Indians, there lived a small humble tribe of native American Indians, called the Wachutu (Wa - choo - too).

The Wachutu were an indigenous tribe who grew crops and were exceptional deer herders (yes, deer herders) and lived in what is now Albuquerque, New Mexico.

The leader of the Wachutu was a proud man called Uhura.  And although Uhura was well-respected and feared across the land, and revered as a brave leader, unfortunately, the fickle finger of fate smeared Uhura's lineage.  You see, Uhura had a son, and this poor boy was born with only one testicle.

And... kids being kids, he was humiliatingly referred to as "One Stone."

Of course, just because you have "one stone", it doesn't mean your twigs and berries don't work.  And as One Stone grew older, he began to resent the implications of having this name.

One afternoon, at a tribal council meeting, before the winter cold came bearing down upon the tribe, One Stone stood up, thrust his arm out, and while pointing his fingers across the room, screamed in a rage at everyone in the meeting. 

One Stone said, "I... am a man.  Just like all of you.  And from this day forward, NO ONE is to call me "One Stone" EVER again.  And in fact, I will make such an example out of the next person who calls me One Stone, that you will ALL know, exactly HOW serious I am."

And with that, One Stone stormed out of the meeting in a complete emotional state.

One Stone was traipsing through the forest to clear his head, when he was approached by a friend of his, Yellow Bird.  Yellow Bird said "Hi One Stone, how's things?"  And One Stone, still in a violent rage, grabbed Yellow Bird, swooped her into his arms and placed her down near the side of the lake, and began making wild love to her.  One Stone was so filled with passion, and in the throes of such unbridled lust, that in the end, Yellow Bird just could not keep up, and sadly... she died.

One Stone, terrified at what he'd done, left Yellow Bird by the side of the river, and ran off... now, not only in a fit of rage, but FILLED with sadness as well.  He'd meant what he said at the tribal council meeting, but he had NO idea how things would pan out at the time.

As luck would have it, another one of the tribe's young ladies, Blue Bird, happend to cross One Stone's path.  She said "One Stone -- did you hear what happened to Yellow Bird?"  And sure enough, since One Stone was NOT about to break his vow to the tribe, he grabbed Blue Bird, and began making such passionate and unbridled love to her, that she too -- like Yellow Bird, couldn't take it, and died of exhaustion.

Now there's a valuable lesson here -- a small slice of Indian Wisdom, if you will -- that most people will NOT understand, but... because you're a clever subsriber of mine, I KNOW you'll get it.

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