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How Many Marriages Do You Have Inside YOU?

Dear Friend,

A little humor today, and another story how truth really IS stranger than fiction.

Here's something that gives all of us a little more hope.  Apparently, over in Malaysa there's a woman named Wook Kundor, who's a spry 104 years young.  Wook (which means "me love you long time" when translated) just got married for the -- get this -- 21st time, to a proud, young man named Muhamad Noor Che Musa.

Noor said he was attracted to Wook, because she was "childless, old and alone."  Now with all due respect, and no insult to Wook, but Noor isn't very picky, is he?  And plus, maybe I'm missing something here, but isn't everybody over... Oh, let's say age 70, who's single -- in that same boat?  This HAS to be some sort of fetish or something like that, I'm going to do some research on this one.

And by-the-way, Noor wants us all to know, he's not looking for a "Sugar Momma" -- Wook has no money either.  No siree.  Not only is she old, childless and alone, she's broke too. 

I know, I know, if you're a woman reading this, you're probably saying "Oh that's so cute.  Why is Craig being so mean here."

Trust me, there's nothing cute about this.  How would you feel if Noor was your son?  Would you still think this is "cute" if your new daughter-in-law was older than your grandmother?

O.K. then.

There is one serious lesson you CAN take from all of this.  I want you to think about this situation the next time you come up against something, and your gut reaction is, "I can't."

Because I'll tell you this: If Wook can get married 21 times, which is roughly one marriage every 4.3 years, if she started when she was 14, back in 1916... then...

You... can do... anything!

Listen, the Summer Double Issue Of Seductive Selling will blow you away.  The front page headline reads "Bark Like A Dog And Roll Like A Pimp, Thank You!"  Read it only if you dare:  http://www.kingofcopy.com/ssnl

Now go sell something,

Craig Garber

P.S. The Summer Double Issue Of Seductive Selling will blow you away.  The front page headline reads "Bark Like A Dog And Roll Like A Pimp, Thank You!"  Read it only if you dare:  http://www.kingofcopy.com/ssnl

 

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