Bill Gates Goes To Hell
Dear Friend,
Today through Saturday I'll be locked down in Matt Furey's marketing seminar.
If you happen to be there, look out for me and give me a holler. I'm sitting in the back row -- I'm the guy with whatever little hair's left, completely buzzed down.
Anyhow, I'll leave you with a joke to tell your friends over the weekend, and then I'll see you next week.
Also, I have one sales review time left remaining for the rest of the year. After that, you'll need to wait until February if you want your sales copy reviewed.
If the slot is not taken by Monday, no one gets it, so if you want your sales copy reviewed before the end of the year, you must be the first person to order one, by going right here: http://www.kingofcopy.com/salescopyreview
Here's your joke. It's about one man who's been responsible for both of us making money -- Bill Gates.
Bill Gates dies and upon arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter.
"Well, Mr. Gates, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society tremendously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also delved into some destructive and power-hungry business activities. So, I'm going to do something I've never done before: I'm going to let YOU decide where you want to go"
"O.K." says Bill, "But what's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter said, "I'll let you visit both places briefly, and then you can decide"
"Fine," says Bill. "Let's try hell first."
So Bill goes to hell. It's a beautiful, clean sandy beach with clear water and LOADS of hot, big-busted bikini-clad women running around all over, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun is shining and the temperature was perfect.
Overall, Mr. Gates was VERY pleased.
"This is awesome!" Bill tells St. Peter. "If this is hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"
So off they go. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but it paled in comparison to all the fun Gates had while he was visiting Hell.
It didn't take Bill long to reach his decision.
"I really think I'd prefer to go to Hell," he tells St. Peter.
So Bill goes to Hell. Two weeks later, St Peter decides to look in on the late billionaire. But when he gets there, he finds Bill shackled firmly up against a cold brick wall, screaming amongst hot flames in a dark cavern, being burned and tormented by demons.
"What's shaking?" asks St. Peter.
Bill responds with despair and fear in his voice, "This is awful! It's nothing at ALL like the Hell I visited two weeks ago. I can't even believe this is happening -- this isn't what I ordered -- what happened to that place with all those beautiful beaches, and all the hot babes playing in the water?"
St. Peter shrugs and says, "Oh, that place... that was just a demo. This here's the official release version."
Now go sell something,
Craig Garber
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