Better than 41, that's for sure.
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It's ironic I got this next phone call literally 2 minutes after I just got sick from simply THINKING about the "McGriddles" sandwich I just saw advertised on some banner ad online.
Here's what happened: A guy I know calls me up and tells me to take this "longevity" test.
It asks you a bunch of questions about your health and your habits and other quality of life issues, and then it spits out how long you're going to live.
It predicted the demise of my buddy, and since this guy's an accident waiting to happen if there ever was one, I figured this test had to be pretty accurate and so I took a look. (You can check it out yourself at http://www.agingresearch.org)
Turns out it says I'll live to 93.3, which is pretty damn good, and as long as I'm not drooling all over myself in a wooden rocking chair in some old age home, and as long as I can spend time with Anne and still make love to her, and maybe even see my kids every once-in-a-while, I'll take that anyday.
If you take this test, you'll receive some interesting (as well as surprising) information about your health.
Things like...
- If you're a man, and if you're married, you usually live longer. I hope I'm offering my wife that same perk, but I'm not exactly low maintenance, if you know what I mean.
- Having extended family around you really helps. And this is GREAT news. See, I've always thought 3 kids really was too much, but... maybe there's a payback in it for me somewhere down the line.
- I am drinking WAAY too much coffee. And by the way, if you're a coffe lover let me know and I'll tell you where you can buy the very BEST coffee you'll ever drink -- unless you like Starbucks coffee. If you like Starbucks coffee, please don't even read my newsletter any more, let alone contact me. (If you like their Latte's, that's O.K.)
- Smoking cigars is apparently GOOD for me! What, do you think I'd live to 103.3 if I didn't smoke them?
- Keeping my "transit time" under 20 hours, for bowel movements is good. Well, let me tell you something, stinky. A few months ago, a friend of mine turned me on to what's probably the second most addictive natural substance known to man, next to cocaine: Psyllium husks.
You've probably seen it, it's just unsweetened, unflavored "fiber" that's sold under various labels like Metamucil.
And let me tell you something about these psyllium husks. Once you're using this stuff regularly, your "transit time" is shorter than the cab ride from Grand Central Station to 86th street and Lexington Avenue, so believe me, this isn't a problem.
So go take that test and see how you do. I hope you live another 50 years plus, too.
But look, if there's something you've been meaning to do, of if there's someone you've been meaning to talk to about fixing up some old unfinished business and making things right, or if you've been hemming and hawing about rolling out your new marketing campaign until it's just right...
Stop Doing This!
Instead, hop to it and get started immediately.
Because YOU may not have... 51.3 years left... like I do!
Now go sell something,
Craig Garber
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