“Ever Wish You Could Uncover ALL The Inside Secrets of The Biggest Pimps…The Baddest Players… And The Phattest Brothers In The Hood?”
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Dear Friend,
If you want your pimp hand to be at least 500% stronger…and if you want all your Ho’s to be at least 3 times freakier (and give you a lot less lip than they’re giving you now)…and lastly, if you want to get as much as 297.4% more stoned (while slashing at least 50% off ALL your weed purchases), then this is the most exciting and important message you will ever read.
Here’s the deal: Rapper Tyrone Biggums (born Thomas Shrimp), often called “The Masta Pimp” and worshipped by literally thousands of professional pimps, thugs, hoodlums, drug dealers, and pimp-wannabees, all the way from Compton to the Bronx, has just released a highly controversial system that blows the lid on his pimpin’ game, WIDE open. This program spills the beans on ALL the inside secrets he’s used to build his pimpin’ Empire, over the last 25 years.
Biggums, who is believed to run the biggest operation on the East Coast, has come under intense fire from his peers, for releasing these jealously-guarded secrets, and as a result, he will only be offering a limited number of copies of this system, and only for a very short while.
Called Automatic Pimpin’ this instant “Pimp kit in a box” is believed to be the very first “How To” system for pimps like you to use, to grow your own stable of freaky Ho’s and increase your profits like mad.
This system has been referred to as nothing shy of “Mackin’’ by such pimp luminaries as James Brown, and even convicted killer Alphonse Sharptone (President and founder of O.G. Records) recently said “If you a playa, and you lookin’ to make yo' pimp-hand stronger, then order Automatic Pimpin’ -- right NOW -- before I f%$k you up! (Hey, how my jerry curls look?)”
And the good news is, whether you’re a new pimp just trying to get your pimp hand off the ground…or even if you’re an experienced veteran pimp, with a huge and very successful stable of Ho’s already working the streets...
Shoot, even if you just got out the joint, Automatic Pimpin’ contains enough information for you to become a player in less than 31 days, and…for far less money than a new pair of Air Jordans, a Glock, and a cold can of O.E. 800!
Here are just a few of the MANY formerly jealously-guarded secrets Tyrone reveals, in this awesome NEW breakthrough system. Inside Automatic Pimpin’, you’ll discover:
- The right way... and the wrong way... to rob white boys! Listen, all pimps and players know, the easiest way to start your pimpin’ career is by rippin’ off whitey, but Automatic Pimpin’ shows you exactly HOW to make maximum money with minimum effort, once you’re ready to make your criminal moves. Whether you’re car-jacking... selling drugs... or just committing a robbery, you’ll discover what to look for when rippin’ whitey off, and…even more important... EXACTLY what to look out for!
See, some white boys are VERY easy marks, but others... are sneaky and misleading. And if you can’t tell the difference quickly, your ass is gonna wind up getting thrown in the joint! But don’t worry, it’s not your fault! After all...
They and all look alike!
But once you uncover a few of Tyrone’s proven fool-proof secrets that are GUARANTEED to work, you’ll be able to tell the difference between an undercover cop and a computer nerd from Long Island, from 100 yards away! (Hint: It has to do with a certain physical “tick” Tyrone’s consistently observed, in over 1,745 different testing situations.)
You’ll also know be able to “detect” if a lady is really a hot MILF with a habit from the upper east-side... or an undercover po-po with a skirt on -- just by the smell of her perfume! Tyrone also reveals...
- Where to find the nastiest ho’s that’ll do the dirtiest things... and pay you the most money at the end of the night! Look, don’t you just hate it when you bring a bitch along, get her off crack and teach her the right way to do the nasty, only to find out, after all this, the whole time...
She’s Been Playing You Like A Doggone Fool!
Bang, bang beeotch!
Well, worry no more, my dear brother! In Automatic Pimpin’ Tyrone reveals a little-known eye-opening technique that less than .6% of all pimps know, but…the ones who are using this secret generally see an immediate cash flow surge of AT LEAST 82.7%, from even their LAZIEST Ho’s! (Word Up -- I’m dead serious!)
You’ll be amazed when you hear this jaw-dropping secret, and how you’ve been foolishly ignoring it for YEARS, even though it’s been right there in front of your face, the whole time. (And no, it has nothing to do with your Ho’s old boyfriend, her momma, or…even her old ex-pimp!). Trust me, you’ll be astonished when you hear this one!
- And lastly…you’ll discover…
Everything You MUST Know About Buying Drugs!
You see, the truth is, most pimps are totally unskilled and they really don’t know shit about coppin’ dope. Want proof? Okey dokey, smokey -- just take a look at the prison population -- let’ face it: It’s simply filled with pimps -- Duh!
Anyway, in Automatic Pimpin’, Tyrone uncovers:
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“7 Ways To Avoid Getting Busted When You’re Selling Weed!” Missing these back-door secrets is costing you BIG-TIME, both financially (and who can’t use a few more Benjamins nowadays, especially in this economy) and physically, if you ultimately get busted and wind up doing some time in the joint -- time you could EASILY avoid doing, by getting your hands on Automatic Pimpin’ -- right NOW!
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The curious “Slurpee “ Secret that lets you at LEAST double the price of your loose joints and nickel bags, using some “street smart,” yet highly controversial marketing tricks, developed during a secret “mastermind” meeting (Who’d have ever guessed?) of some of the richest “bullet-proof” Dope Dealers in The Bronx, East L.A. and along the Mexican Border! And lastly...
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You’ll also get Tyrone’s newest Special Report, a $247 Dollar value, yours FREE if you order right now, called “How To Get Out Of Jail, Instantly... And Get ALL The Charges Against You Completely Dropped!” In the unlikely event you DO get busted (And frankly, if you do get busted after ordering Automatic Pimpin’, bluntly…you probably deserve it.), the information inside this report will spring you free faster than an STD traveling around the ghetto.
See, back in the early 80’s, just after he started building his empire, Tyrone paid a small fortune to spend a full day with a prominent Jewish lawyer from New York City, who uncovered ALL the “behind the scenes” moves you need to make, so you can get your case tossed out of court immediately, faster than the Octomom spits out new children!
Along with this Special Report, for the first 69 people who order Automatic Pimpin’, you’ll also get a special “Get Out Of Jail FREE” card, worth $97 Dollars, while supplies last.
These are just a few of the many inside secrets you’ll uncover, but only when you order Automatic Pimpin’, right NOW!
And if you order before the date stamped in red on the top of your “FREE Pimpin’ Trial Certificate”, Tyrone will throw in his newest no-nonsense DVD to date, called “How To Smack Your Bitch Upside The Head and Get Her Coming Back To You For More!” This is a $197 value that also comes with a quart of Mad Dog 20/20, and some whippets, for once that bitch settles down and the two of you want to get your groove on.
But Wait... There’s STILL More!
Lastly, just for trying Tyrone’s new system, he’ll toss in TWO MORE FREE BONUS GIFTS, worth $197 Dollars each, yours to keep, FREE! First, you’ll get Tyrone’s latest Audio Success CD of the month, called “How To Father As Many As 10 Children From 5 Different Women, Without Paying Even One Thin Dime In Child Support!” This New CD saves you literally THOUSANDS! On this CD, you’ll discover the “magic” three words to say when a woman even hints at taking you to court for child support, that will instantly shut her up, forever!’
And... here’s what may very well be the most IMPORTANT reason to order Automatic Pimpin’: right NOW, you’ll also get Tyrone’s VERY personal and revealing DVD, called.. “How To Protect Your Ass From Being Violated -- Literally!” On this moving DVD, Tyrone breaks the con “code of silence” by sharing little-known secret prison techniques you MUST use when all else fails, in case you DO get busted and sent to prison.
In this 60-minute “no holds barred” interview, Tyrone lets the cat out of the bag and actually shows you how to use “The Wiggle Technique”... the best times to take a shower... and, how to defend yourself when you drop the soap -- even if the guards DID set you up!
Will Automatic Pimpin’ change your life?
Will it make you richer and deeper in the streets?
Will it help you drive the Cadillac Escalade of your dreams... let you be covered head-to-toe, in more outrageous bling-bling than a celebrity high-society event at Grauman’s Chinese Theater... and hook you up with more gold caps fitted across your teeth than there is gold in all the trunks and treasure chests in The Royal Pyramids?
The truth is, the answer really is up to you, but check out what some other brothers (and 1 sister), who probably weren’t much different from you, had to say, shortly after they ordered Automatic Pimpin’:
| "Tyrone really represents on this system. I'm proud of my boy. Ya done good, Ty. Word up."- Tyrone's Mother - Gun Hill Road, Bronx NY “Off the hook dog... totally off the hook!” - Grand Master Lashawn - Fordham Road, Bronx NY “That shit was def! Totally off the chain!” - Trixta - Grand Concourse, Bronx, NY “Word to your mother!” - DJ Cervix - Deep Inside, Bronx, NY “Yo, buy that shit now, beeotch!” - Tamika 12 - Co-Op City, Bronx, NY “I wish Automatic Pimpin’ was around when I got started. I’d have more money in my SEP-IRA right now, PLUS, I wouldn’t have done that nickel down in Rikers.” - Julio Rico Rivera Gonzales Lopez Martinez Suarez Johnson - Corner of Cross Bronx Expressway and 183rd Street - Bronx, NY |
It’s Easy To Order, Here’s How:
You can easily see why Automatic Pimpin’ is worth $3,500 Dollars, right? Just think about all the extra money you’ll be making and the time you’ll save. Not to mention, if you avoid going to prison just ONCE -- how much is THAT worth?
But guess what? You won’t have to invest $3,500 to get YOUR hands on Automatic Pimpin’, not even close. All you’ll need to do to get Automatic Pimpin’ rushed out to you right NOW, by U.S. First Class Priority Mail, is simply send $1,497 NOW ON SALE ONLY $997 dollars in cash, money orders, cash, Section 8 stamps, cash, WIC cards, cash, or twice that amount in government cheese, to:
Automatic Pimpin’ c/o Craig Garber and kingofcopy.com 3959 Van Dyke Road #253 Lutz, FL 33558 |
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Thank you for reading this message, and may ALL your Pimpin’... be... Automatic!
PEACE! Hey -- where’s my bong?
Yours truly,
Craig Garber
P.S. Automatic Pimpin’ is also 100% risk-FREE and fully guaranteed. Try Automatic Pimpin’ for 90 days, and if your pimp hand isn’t any stronger… if you haven’t boosted your reefer sales dramatically... or if you don’t at least “sense” your Ho’s are giving you more respect, then let us know by faxing us directly, or by sending your favorite homing pigeon from your prison cell. Then, just box Automatic Pimpin’ back up, and me and the boys will gladly swing by your crib and have a little man-to-man talk with you to find out what the hell is wrong with your dumb ass. Oops, I meant to say, we’ll send you a 100% prompt and courteous refund, some day... real soon... (yeah right, the check’s in the mail brother).
P.P.S. I urge you not to waste even one more moment here! The last person who ordered Automatic Pimpin’, Malcom X-Ray, from Soundview Avenue, Bronx, NY had this to say: “Damn! I ordered Automatic Pimpin’ in May, just after I got my income tax check refund, and now I am DEEP in the streets! I wish I had ordered Automatic Pimpin’ YEARS Ago! Hey, where’s my bong?”
Look, with results like this, along with your ZERO-RISK GUARANTEE, is there really ANY way you can possibly lose here?
P.P.P.S. One more thing, and this is important: Make sure you talk with your accountant or CPA, because in all likelihood, your Automatic Pimpin’ system will be 100% tax deductible! So hook a brother up and...
Click One Of These Links Below To Order Right NOW!
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ATTENTION! Order Automatic Pimpin’ within the next 7 minutes (or before your jail term is up) and receive a FREE Automatic Pimpin’ Doo-Rag, in your choice of four bright beautiful ghetto-fabulous colors! Every Pimp in the hood will be green with envy as they watch you cruisin’ down the boulevard in your Bentley, wearing your shiny and sleek gold-lamé doo-rag, because now... they know... you’ve got Automatic Pimpin’... and they don’t! |
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© Hook A Brother Up, Dog and Where’s My Bong? enterprises
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Craig Garber
3959 Van Dyke Road #253 Lutz, Florida 33558
(that's just next to Publix on the south west corner of Van Dyke and Dale Mabry)
813-909-2214 phone 954-337-2369 fax