One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Sony Playstation
Call me a pop-culture snob, but there really IS a reason why I sort of keep to myself and I don’t have loads of friends.
Here, dig this: Apparently the new Sony Playstation 3 is coming out this weekend. It’s going to sell for either $500 or $600 dollars, depending on which doo-hickeys you get with it.
In anticipation of this roll-out, people are already camping out, taking time off work, SLEEPING IN TENTS, in front of Best Buy and Wal-Mart. (My Seductive Selling System should only be in this much demand.)
Here is a sample of what these devotees are saying while they’re freeezing outside at 2AM. Not, “Oh Lord, give me the ability to make tons of money so that I don’t EVER have to stand in line for anything ever again…” Not, “I am going to do everything in my power so that this is the LAST time I ever wait in line for anything…” And not even, “I wish my circumstances were different.”
No, in these long moments of self-reflection and deep thought, they’re saying, and I quote: “God, if it’s meant to be, give a PlayStation to me.”
And these guys aren’t sacrificing any of their creature comforts here, either. These guys are HIGHLY motivated DOERS, sacrificing NOTHING to acccomodate their camping trip to the Best Buy parking lot.
Nope, they don’t have their books and money-making information out there. No Wall Street Journal, no New York Times.
No siree. They’re out there with their warm tents, electric generators to power DVD players (wouldn’t be caught DEAD in the parking lot of Wal-Mart at 10 pm without mine), and of course, “old” video game consoles.
That’s nothing, of course. The die-hards know the REAL deal about what to bring when you’re in a situation like this. They have their “Overnight Video Game Survival Kit” packed and ready to go. Inside THEIR kit is wine, beer, and TV’s.
Bet you can’t top that, bubba.
Don’t worry, though, bathroom breaks are allowed, and sharing of supplies is encouraged (but not mandatory, thank goodness — who knows what’s floating around in that swilly beer? Yikes!).
Call me a cynic, but is it any wonder why the pharmaceutical companies are so flush with cash, or why the government gets away with doing the things they do, in a world filled with mental quadriplegics like this?
While it pales in comparison to Mortal Kombat 7, in this month’s Seductive Selling
Newsletter, I DO share a strategy one of my members used, to generate 21,850 dollars, in one e-mail, to a very TEENY TINY list. And if YOU don’t want to wind up on line in front of Wal-Mart, this holiday season, I suggest you get it, NOW — along with all the Free Bonus gifts I’m still offering you — right here: http://www.kingofcopy.com/ssnl
Now go sell something, Craig Garber
P.S. Avoid the price hike: Seductive Selling System is going up by $100 bucks on December 8th. Get it NOW: http://www.kingofcopy.com/seductive