Ahh… don’t you long for the good old days, back when “whiskey breath” wasn’t something to be ashamed of — but was more a badge of honor?
Here you go, only $1 dollar a tube.
And who doesn’t want to slide in and sit behind one of those! Oofa!
Fabulous Money – Real fun! A terrific new business and hobby!
Funny, the ad says, “Adults Only” – that’s pretty good positioning, actually. Makes you think there is some “risque” or “forbidden” stuff in the course. Order yours, today.
These ads for Tareyton Cigarettes were immensely popular from the late 1960’s through the mid-1980’s.
I don’t think this is real, although it’s pretty funny nevertheless.
However, if you look up this title on amazon, there’s a book by this same name. Have at it if you’re bi-curious, I guess.
I guess this was marketed as something to be sold to small, commercial businesses, for security purposes. I don’t know why someone would prefer a “Tear Gas Pencil” over a gun, but maybe I’m missing something…
Ride a white horse? Cougar rides a white horse? Ride a cougar? It’s very confusing…
Either way, this looks like American Advertising in the 1970’s trying to get ethnic.
“Yes, you need never feel over-smoked. That’s the miracle of Marlboro.” Cough, Cough
It’s true — years ago Tape Worms were actually sold (and recommended as a “cure” by doctors) to people who wanted to lose weight.