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Posted Jan 9 2009 in Direct Response Marketing

Last week I posted an article called “Top 10 Industries Seeking A Bailout In 2009,” which you can find here on my blog if you didn’t get to read it.

One of the items, number 8, was this:

8. Porn Stars.

Apparently, people are so depressed over their financial crisis… oops, wait a minute. Let’s start over and call a spade a spade here.

Apparently, men are so depressed over their financial position, they’ve stopped watching porn. What are all these adult actors and actresses going to do?

I mean, think about all the years of training and the time they’ve put in to boning their craft — oh, sorry, I meant “honing” their craft. It just doesn’t seem fair?

Plus, with all these people out of work, it is now feared that “trickle down” economics says that plastic surgeons in California, are going to be feeling the effects of this one, right away! Not to mention, over 69% of all internet sites are selling this stuff – can America possibly afford the destruction of 69% of the internet?

I shudder to think what would happen here, so support the porn star bailout, immediately.

*** Flash forward to today:

Oddly enough, I’m thinking I can give Miss Cleo a run for her money. Because yesterday, someone sent me this article from CNN.

Read it and then tell me who’s the crazy person.

Have a great weekend.

Now go sell something, Craig Garber

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Craig GarberAuthor of "How To Make Maximum Money With Minimum Customers, " and publisher of Seductive Selling - an offline marketing newsletter currently read in 15 countries, world-wide. In a nutshell, I do two things: 1. I show you how to attract a reliable, steady stream of pre-qualified leads who are ready to do business with you NOW... 2. And I increase your net profits and cash-flow, by increasing your customer, client, or patient value -- often, dramatically. How do I do this? By developing, and helping you implement, unique, personalized lead generation and marketing strategies... using compelling sales messages that push your customers emotional buy-buttons. I've worked with over 300 clients in more than 104 different industries, since March of 2000, and I really enjoy what I do. I'm a stable, reliable, happily married family guy with three kids who loves life and always follows through on my commitments and promises. I love to listen to music, workout, read, travel with my family, take pictures, and go bass fishing. I always say "Yes," when it comes to good cigars, good books, and good coffee :-)