Here’s How To Contact Craig:

Note: I work with VERY few clients, and each of them must pre-qualify before being accepted as a client.  At this point I'm not interested in working with anyone unless I know we're working on a winner.  I am NOT interested in getting half the proceeds, or even half your company, in return for doing all the marketing and copywriting.  That wasn't a good deal when I was broke, and it's even less appealing now. 

I've been doing this a VERY long time (since March, 2000) and I've worked in a LOT of different industries, with all sorts of people.  At this point, I'm interested in quality relationships with quality people, and if I choose to work with a client, it's going to be with someone who's a quality human being. 

I am expensive, but there is a reason why.  In business, as in darn-near everything else in life, you really DO get what you pay for.  So if you can't look at your decision to hire me as an investment that will be returned to you many times over, then you and I are not meant to be.

It may sound strange that I don't work with a lot of clients, but that's because after a short period of time... I realized I have a special telent for creating winning marketing strategies that work... and for some strange reason, I appear to have been blessed with an unusual ability to write copy.

And so, I prefer to use these skills to get into and out of various businesses and niches.  I also do quite a bit of consulting, which I do like, and I publish lots of "How To" information.

Lord only knows how or why all this happened.  I've always been an avid reader, but as a kid, I HATED English and writing!  I was more of a "math and science geek."

But, who knows why things turn out the way they do, right?

I don't, that's for sure.

I also do not give "free" consultations.  Why would I do this?  Why would anyone who has something of value, for that matter, give this value away?

And if they are giving it away... you can bet your last dollar, they are giving it away because there's something on the back-end they're going to try and hit you with.  So be prepared, because the energy you will have to expend fighting against them to overcome this pressure to buy "something"... will be FAR greater and FAR less equitable, than the energy you'll wind up spending paying me, in the first place.

Not to mention the pain of regret you'll wind up having, after it's over.

And that's why I don't do "free."  I don't want the pressure of "having" to sell you something.  You can decide to buy or not, up front -- either way, that's 100% O.K.

Plus, time is my most precious commodity.  When I'm spending my time on your project, I'm giving you productive advice you can turn into money, so why would either of us expect it to be "free" time?  I do give unconditional guarantees on any consulting time, however, which gives you comfort in knowing I can back up what I am offering you.

The good news is, I also assume time is your most precious commodity, as well.  And I promise to give your time the same respect I give my own.  You have my word on this.

Besides, ask a top New York City lawyer to give you a free consultation, or to back up their time with a money-back guarantee -- and see the kind of response you get. Then you'll see -- maybe I'm not so crazy after all.

The best way to get help with your project is to book an hour of consulting time with me, either on the phone (one-hour limit), or book a full day in person here in Tampa (mandatory if you want to hire me to write copy for you).  Contact my assistant Anne to book a full day of consulting or if you have questions or need any other information.  I'll give you her contact information in just a second.

If you're unsure of anything here, and you've been through the over 1,100 web pages on my blog and website... then I encourage you to read my book.  It's the closest thing to spending time with me, one-on-one.  (Even the book comes with a LIFETIME Guarantee!)

BEST way to contact me: FAX my assistant Anne, at 954-337-2369.  Include all your contact information in your fax (phone, fax, e-mail address) and your inquiry will be promptly followed up within a few days.

Alernative method: Office phone 813-909-2214.  Please leave a complete message and your call will be returned.

Important:  Do NOT respond to the daily e-mails you receive with inquiries about us working together.  Frankly, e-mail deliverability isn't reliable, and also, since we receive a fair amount of non-serious inquires, spam, and other gibberish..., most of it gets deleted.  Again, please use fax or telephone to contact our office, only.  All genuine phone messages and faxes will be responded to.

Thanks for reading this and best of success to you, always.

By mail:   Craig Garber, 3959 Van Dyke Road #253, Lutz, Florida 33558