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Can You Figure Out Why Cleo Flipped The Switch?

Posted Dec 20 2006 in Direct Response Marketing

Last night’s dinner with my wife was simply outstanding. I’m not one for eating a lot, but the food (I had grilled shrimp something or other.) was really excellent, and the ocean breeze over a couple of drinks, and spending time with the woman I love more than anything else in the world, felt even better.

Tomorrow I’m going bonefishing with my 2 sons and I’m really looking forward to this.

Did you know the Caribbean has some of the best bonefishing in the world? You can literally see sometimes HUNDREDS of bonefish, right from your boat (the boats are called “flats” boats)!

These fish are EXCELLENT fighting fish. That’s because sharks actually prey on them, and their only defense is their ability to swim as fast as 25 miles per hour.

Sheesh, that’s faster than even a lawyer will run to chase down an extra billable hour!

Another reason why I like it down here is because everybody sounds like that Tarot card reader on TV who got busted by the FTC for fraud (You’re kidding, that stuff isn’t real?).

Remember her? Miss Cleo was her name and she started The Psychic Readers Network. She was supposedly from Jamaica, but she was really from Seattle, Washington, and actually, just a few months ago, Miss Cleo — err… sorry, her real name is Youree Dell Cleomili Harris — actually came out of the closet and revealed she was a lesbian.

Hey, good for her. After all, the cards don’t lie. So call me, now!

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Craig GarberAuthor of "How To Make Maximum Money With Minimum Customers, " and publisher of Seductive Selling - an offline marketing newsletter currently read in 15 countries, world-wide. In a nutshell, I do two things: 1. I show you how to attract a reliable, steady stream of pre-qualified leads who are ready to do business with you NOW... 2. And I increase your net profits and cash-flow, by increasing your customer, client, or patient value -- often, dramatically. How do I do this? By developing, and helping you implement, unique, personalized lead generation and marketing strategies... using compelling sales messages that push your customers emotional buy-buttons. I've worked with over 300 clients in more than 104 different industries, since March of 2000, and I really enjoy what I do. I'm a stable, reliable, happily married family guy with three kids who loves life and always follows through on my commitments and promises. I love to listen to music, workout, read, travel with my family, take pictures, and go bass fishing. I always say "Yes," when it comes to good cigars, good books, and good coffee :-)